Party Registration

I was looking at one of my online profiles the other day, and noticed that I had said that I am a registered Democrat, which is strange because I never have been. It made me think, though, which party would the Deacon want to be a part of? The Democrats, who seemingly aim to please as many degenerates as they possibly can, or the Republicans, who seem so far out of touch with the 21st century that they might as well not exist? Neither. The Deacon will vote for the person, not a party - every time.